Damn! That is ridiculous...

3/1/13: Off-site link to current news story. New window opens. No affiliation:
 www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/01/florida-sinkhole-man/1955895/?

...Condolences expressed to the unfortunate man's family/friends if rescuers are unable to reach him....

(Image: 'Black Hole' by Petr Kratochvil. Link to source: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=1648&picture=black-hole)

Weird story...fairly weird video/music:

(YouTube video link)