3/1/13: Off-site link to current news story. New window opens. No affiliation:
...Condolences expressed to the unfortunate man's family/friends if rescuers are unable to reach him....
(Image: 'Black Hole' by Petr Kratochvil. Link to source: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=1648&picture=black-hole)
Weird story...fairly weird video/music:
(YouTube video link)