Contra-English: Aggressively dangerous rebar

Part of a run-on sentence from an actual news article recently published:

"...her family parked in one of the city-owned lots across the street from the arena and when she emerged from the passenger side of the car, she fell face-down on the ground after a rebar hooked inside the front of her Ugg boots..."

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Those rebar creatures will getcha....(Especially if you've got those particular boots??)

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 by Andrew Schmidt




                                                                                                ==Fake reader comment of the day: "Ugh!!" - from 'welderr'

America is great. However....

Articles such as this one make you wonder if there isn't definite room for improvement:

Off-site link (new window) to 2/1/12 Huffington Post story by Tara Kelly: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/01/toilet-texting-study_n_1245290.html

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by john kovacich